Sometime in August of final summer, sunset had been dropping over Orange County when I perused Grindr. Such as a mosquito, my eating practices have reached dusk and dawn, and I also had been determined to have it in (literally—I’m homosexual, most likely) because I’ve a nasty practice of dozing down in my own Kiehls Rare world Pore Cleansing Masque ($24.99) before it got far too late,.

“Top, 23” messaged me, “Yo.”

“You host?” he asked.

Whenever dudes want one thing, they’re going because of it, and homosexual courting lasts about provided that it requires the Starship Enterprise to reach warpspeed. Continue reading →